Programmer’s Pickup Lines

ALAS!

Only those code creating geeks can and will understand some of this! You’ve been warned 😀 and some are just plain naughty. Just needed to compile this list

“You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

“You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”

“I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.”

“You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).”

“I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”

“You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”

“You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.”

“If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”

“Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”

“We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”

“public class YourWorld extends MyWorld”

“My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and dificult to stop once it starts running.”

“Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.”

“[me != me]. [me += you].”

“You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”

“You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”

“My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ ”

“I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”

“My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”

“Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.”

“You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”

“You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”

“Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”

“You are my API. I want to know everything about you.”

“Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.”

“I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.”

“Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch.”

“Buti pa ang data type, may value.”

“Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners.”

“String myHeart = “I Love You”;

String[] herWords = myHeart.split(” “);

return null;”

“My love for you comes with no strings attached.”

“Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.”

“My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…. ”

“Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e…”

 

 

source:

http://fuckyeahcomputerscience.tumblr.com/post/267684504/programmers-pick-up-lines

 

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.
My servers never go down… but I do!
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I’d switch to emacs for you.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
You totally spiked my traffic.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
If you were an ebay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.
You have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
You auto-complete me.
I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.
I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!
You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?]I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
Need me to unzip your files?
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

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